Viva Boobiana! or something like that. Monica Bellucci topless pictures makes me want to shout out something in amazing Italian, since, she's such an amazing, timeless beauty herself. I've loved this Mediterranean hottie for the longest time now, and though her sexy photoshoots have slowed to a crawl, I'm still down for a wonderful peek of this 40-something's topless beauty, even if from a telescopic lens stationed a million miles away. I'll take it. And, I'll give it to you. Enjoy your weekend.